Bastards of Mexico City

Unfiltered tour of the Historic Center

3 Hours

Meeting Point

Hotel Mexiqui
Language

English, Spanish
Payment Method

Tip based tour
Walking Hours

2.5

Welcome to Bastards of Mexico: The Unfiltered Tour! This isn’t your typical city tour – we’re here to hit the most important spots of Mexico City with a unique blend of deep knowledge, sharp humor, and unapologetic irreverence.

Led by professional guides with years of experience, this tour combines the art of stand-up comedy with expert guiding. We don’t hold back curse words are welcome, laughs are mandatory, and this tour is definitely not for the sensitive.

From ancient legends to revolutionary tales, we’ll give you an unfiltered look at the real Mexico—warts and all. No boring, stiff, or sanitized history here. This is the Mexico you’ve been waiting to experience: raw, real, and ready to make you laugh.

Best of all, this is a free walking tour of Mexico City that’s entirely tip-based, meaning you’re free to pay whatever you feel it’s worth! Dive into the heart of Mexico City with laughter, history, and no pressure on price.

Book now and join us for a wild, unforgettable walk through the heart of Mexico City!

Whats the deal?

Not in the mood for a conventional tour? How about adding a little comedy to your trip with a local guide who happens to be a comedian? Or would you prefer a stand-up show where you can move around, laugh and explore something along the way?

This is a unique experience that combines stand-up comedy theory with tour guiding, led by a comedy expert. Here, the guide not only has a deep knowledge of the places he/she visits, but also applies stand-up techniques to offer an entertaining and humorous tour.

Downtown of Mexico City

Mexico City’s downtown is the heart of the city, where history, culture, and modern life come together. From the ancient ruins of Templo Mayor to the stunning Metropolitan Cathedral, this area holds the key to understanding Mexico’s past and present. A tour here is essential to experience the city’s vibrant energy, iconic landmarks, and hidden gems. Discover the stories behind the most important spots in the city—this is where Mexico truly comes alive.

Customizable Experience - We’ve created a special method where you can review your guide and choose how much information or comedy you want during the tour—it's all up to you!
Expert Local Guides - Our guides are Mexico City locals and professional entertainers, combining deep knowledge of the city with showbiz skills to deliver an unforgettable tour!

Educational and fun!

Had a great walking tour with Paco yesterday. He was informative and led us down streets that were off the regular path. Highly recommended.

Albert Flores

What a great tour

Really fun, informative and interactive CDMX tour. our guide Paco was super friendly and knowledgeable. I don't know this tour is free, it was 1,000 better than the paid one we took the day before. Highly recommended!

Mark Vazquez

Very comprehensive, fun and informative tour

I've been traveling around the world for about a year now and have been on maybe 30 or more walking tours, and this one was one of my favorites, if not most favorite!!!

In my opinion a walking tour should do a few things: Give some background information about the history and culture of the city and country; Teach me fun facts about the place; give me some tips about where to go and not go--and above all be fun and engaging.
This walking tour was that and so much more!

Shervin A