
Bastards of Mexico City
Unfiltered tour of the Historic Center
- Hotel Mexiqui, Historic Downtown Mexico City
- English, Spanish
- Tip based tour
- 3
Forget boring tours! Explore Mexico City with stand-up comedians who love this city as much as they love making you laugh. History, culture, and comedy come together in a whole new way—are you ready?
No more surprises!
Pick the comedian-guide
that suits your style!
No need to book and hope for the best—select a comedian-guide that fits your style! Whether it’s dark humor, sharp satire, or history with laughs, every tour is unique. Pick yours and enjoy the ride.
Welcome to Bastards of Mexico: The Unfiltered Tour! This isn’t your typical city tour – we’re here to hit the most important spots of Mexico City with a unique blend of deep knowledge, sharp humor, and unapologetic irreverence.
Led by professional guides with years of experience, this tour combines the art of stand-up comedy with expert guiding. We don’t hold back curse words are welcome, laughs are mandatory, and this tour is definitely not for the sensitive.
From ancient legends to revolutionary tales, we’ll give you an unfiltered look at the real Mexico—warts and all. No boring, stiff, or sanitized history here. This is the Mexico you’ve been waiting to experience: raw, real, and ready to make you laugh.
Best of all, this is a free walking tour of Mexico City that’s entirely tip-based, meaning you’re free to pay whatever you feel it’s worth! Dive into the heart of Mexico City with laughter, history, and no pressure on price.
Book now and join us for a wild, unforgettable walk through the heart of Mexico City!
Whats the deal?
Not in the mood for a conventional tour? How about adding a little comedy to your trip with a local guide who happens to be a comedian? Or would you prefer a stand-up show where you can move around, laugh and explore something along the way?
This is a unique experience that combines stand-up comedy theory with tour guiding, led by a comedy expert. Here, the guide not only has a deep knowledge of the places he/she visits, but also applies stand-up techniques to offer an entertaining and humorous tour.
Downtown of Mexico City
Mexico City’s downtown is the heart of the city, where history, culture, and modern life come together. From the ancient ruins of Templo Mayor to the stunning Metropolitan Cathedral, this area holds the key to understanding Mexico’s past and present. A tour here is essential to experience the city’s vibrant energy, iconic landmarks, and hidden gems. Discover the stories behind the most important spots in the city—this is where Mexico truly comes alive.

- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
Meeting Point: Look for the guide in front of Hostel Mexiqui—they’ll be waiting for you!
What You’ll Explore:
- Templo Mayor – Ancient Aztec ruins in the heart of the city
- Zócalo – The main square, full of history and energy
- Muralism Museum – Discover Mexico’s revolutionary art
- Post Office Palace – A stunning architectural masterpiece
- Palacio de Bellas Artes – Mexico’s most iconic cultural venue
- Madero Street – A lively pedestrian street with hidden gems
- House of Tiles – A historic building covered in blue tiles
- Santo Domingo – A lesser-known square with rich history
- Metropolitan Cathedral – One of the largest and most impressive churches in Latin America
Meeting Point: República de Guatemala 30, Historic Downtown, Mexico City.
Find us just behind the Metropolitan Cathedral, in the heart of the city. We’re two doors away from the Museum of Photography, in a spot full of history, energy, and the perfect place to kick off an unforgettable tour!
-
Unfiltered Bastards Tourfrom United States19 de February de 2025Chandler was great. I like to do free walking tours in new cities to get a little history, but also a feel for the city. Chandler gave us just enough history, mixed with a discussion about more contemporary politics and issues facing the city and country. Good vibes and some fun stories about his time in Mexico. We got to see the major highlights without feeling like we were in school. He gave us a ton of great recs for food, drinks and things to do. Overall recommend this for a fun take on a free walking tour,.
-
Would love to get more historical Informationfrom Germany19 de February de 2025Would be better if she would wear a microphone so we can hear you better.
-
Funny and informativefrom Mexico17 de February de 2025It was a great tour, her delivery was funny yet informative. Thank you 😊
-
Mariana is awesome!!!from United States17 de February de 2025Made my CDMX experience even better than I can imagine!!! I’ve been to Mexico City numerous times but this tour was so interesting and made me appreciate the history of Mexico. Gracias Mariana!!
-
Would love to get more historical Informationfrom Germany17 de February de 2025Would be better if she would wear a microphone so we can hear you better.
-
Excellentfrom United States17 de February de 2025Renato was a great guide, kept the whole group engaged and we learnt so much from his clear wealth of knowledge. Would definitely recommend!
-
Bastards of Mexico walking tour of CDMX centrofrom El Sobrante, California, USA6 de February de 2025We took the Monkey Experience Mexico City walking tour with Renato today and it was beyond our wildest expectations. Renato has an encyclopedic knowledge of the history of Mexico and Mexico City. We learned a tremendous amount. An additional bonus is his excellent sense of humor. We found out so many interesting side stories that we would never have learned in a traditional walking tour. If you are looking for a comprehensive tour of Mexico’s Central district with lots of fascinating facts, all delivered with a stellar sense of humor, this is the tour for you. Thank you Renato! Lisa and Lia El Sobrante, California, USA
Leave a Reply Cancel reply
Thank you. Your review will appear after admin approves it.
Please fill all the fields.
Educational and fun!
Had a great walking tour with Paco yesterday. He was informative and led us down streets that were off the regular path. Highly recommended.

What a great tour
Really fun, informative and interactive CDMX tour. our guide Paco was super friendly and knowledgeable. I don't know this tour is free, it was 1,000 better than the paid one we took the day before. Highly recommended!

Very comprehensive, fun and informative tour
I've been traveling around the world for about a year now and have been on maybe 30 or more walking tours, and this one was one of my favorites, if not most favorite!!!
In my opinion a walking tour should do a few things: Give some background information about the history and culture of the city and country; Teach me fun facts about the place; give me some tips about where to go and not go--and above all be fun and engaging.
This walking tour was that and so much more!


We have a variety of different tours for you, live the real Day of the Dead experience with your local...

Come enjoy the traditions and culture of our marvelous city! Get ready to see a whole new side of Mexico...

Come enjoy the traditions and culture of our marvelous city! Get ready to see a whole new side of Mexico...